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makochantachibanana:

your follower count will determine the number of babies you’ll have with your icon

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Monday, April 21 with 12,696 notes

kittyinthetardis:

waving at someone you thought was waving at you

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Monday, April 21 with 83,482 notes

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

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moliqua:

haramipakistani:

sm0keblunts:

fandom-of-everything:

awesomephilia:

what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen

Is that why when you stop breathing you black out. 

GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE

im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck

i’m pretty sure “when tumblr people are failing class” makes no sense…

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Monday, April 21 with 388,298 notes

daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

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joshpeck:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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Monday, April 21 with 320,006 notes

mondaynightlive:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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this one time, I wanted to get a snake and name him Ralf, not Ralph, so he wouldn’t have any PH, and he wouldn’t be basic. no one got it.

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Monday, April 21 with 176,844 notes