"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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Thursday, August 21 with 241,148 notes


*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

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Thursday, August 21 with 161,908 notes


it’s kinda fucked up that funerals cost so much like not only is your loved one dead but now you’re in debt 

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Thursday, August 21 with 192,858 notes
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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

Thursday, August 21 with 34,383 notes
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celebrate your progress, reward yourself for small victories, be kind to yourself

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Thursday, August 21 with 454 notes
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sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 32 episodes of this new show I found

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Thursday, August 21 with 77,623 notes