your follower count will determine the number of babies you’ll have with your icon
waving at someone you thought was waving at you
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
i’m pretty sure “when tumblr people are failing class” makes no sense…
(Source: dutchster, via okwaters)
*doesnt care and falls asleep*
when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
this one time, I wanted to get a snake and name him Ralf, not Ralph, so he wouldn’t have any PH, and he wouldn’t be basic. no one got it.
(Source: 021013, via okwaters)